old too soon, wise to late.... ([info]jeffxpunkx) wrote,

we're speaking with angels, and danceing with devils.

kanye, i love you, but shut the fuck up.
no one cares what you think, just sing your song and raise the money and try not to turn everything into a black panther party.

last night was the 80 cent bar with novacka nd jason and novacks friends, who bought me beer, so i like them.
then this retarded midget angel came in and said it was her birthday, hilarity ensued.
she had hippo teeth.

today i think i might be going back, but i only got like 6 bucks so i am seriously bringing like a million dollars in change.

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jeff.

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[info]supernovax

September 3 2005, 19:47:07 UTC 6 years ago

she so peed her pants

[info]jeffxpunkx

September 3 2005, 21:18:11 UTC 6 years ago

hahaha i forgot about that!

[info]4077

September 4 2005, 04:04:51 UTC 6 years ago

hahahaha a midget who peed her pants.
oh man i wish i could've been there
hhahahahaha a midget
hahhahahaa who peed herself
oh man either i'm totally wasted or it's totally funny beyond words.
maybe a little bit of both.

oh novack, you're a keeper. you better be good to jeff or else i'ma come back and stick a gernade in your ass and kill a baby.

ps i don't know you but heard a lot about you. all good. but seriously don't fuck jeff over cause i have the whole air force arscinal at my disposial and you'd be surprised by what i can shove in people when things don't go my way.

i don't think i spelled arsinal right. i'm so drunk i could care less.
did you know that in wyoming, no one cares for the misfits. what the fuck.
i fucking hate wyomoning. why the fuck don't they like misfits? oh i know why. cause they like cowboys and we all know cowboys are gay.
fucking cowboys. anyhow, i don't know what cause this rant to start but um...yeah... midgets peeing is always funny


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